I think it should be obvious by now that I’m not necessarily interested in reality.

I want you to say it, so I know you'll never forget. I want to hear you say my name.

I don’t think Australians ever use a couple of words when twenty will do just fine.

sametimes people don't understand the promises they're making when they make them

Peyton, I’m not married and you’re not a lesbian. Think of the possibilities.

We all have scars. Just because mine are hidden doesn’t make them any less painful.

Bending the law is different from breaking, my lovely, strategically-challenged Francesca.

He has the body of a professional athlete, chiseled to perfection in all the right places.

I’m good at being vague and unpredictable. It’s sort of a hard habit to break.

Rumor has it: when you marry a Walsh you are set for life. Only one thing can screw it up.

I know what it’s like to be different. I’m a Native American in a white world.

Oh, yeah, that goatee is really unattractive. That definitely belongs on a much fatter man.

Don't you dare touch yourself today. I want your orgasm and I plan on getting it later.

First one of you to call me Yoko,” Todd warned as he stepped up, “is a dead man.

She was partial to the tie. Not too long ago he did unspeakable things to her with that tie.