Can we have breakfast now? No matter how sweet it is, a man can’t live on pussy alone.

Don’t take this the wrong way, but Australians have a LOT of bitches on their cashola.

When you love someone, you're willing to give up damn near anything for them to be happy.

Put me down, I’m too heavy.”“You’re small enough to fit in my pocket.

So go love someone that wants to love you back. Whoever that lad is will be one lucky person.

You want a wild ride, J.J.? I'll give it to you, hard and slow until you scream my name.

How do you look at your best friend the same way again when you know the flavor of his mouth?

We don't always get what we want. And sometimes, when we do, it's not worth the price.

Did you forget a dentist appointment or something, big guy? Where the hell did you hop off to?

I love you to insanity. I'm not even sure if it's a good thing.'' — Duke

How old are you?”“Old enough to know better, but still young enough to do it again.

Would you like to hear about the fascinating things lizards can do if you chew off their tails?

In all fairness, darlin’, I should probably warn you that this ain’t my first rodeo.

Her heart unfolded in her chest, took in all of him, and closed tightly, unwilling to let him go

When she loves, she loves with her whole heart, giving herself completely, holding nothing back.