Advice to women: Date like a man and you’ll never get hurt.

That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.

I didn’t fall the floor called me stupid so i tackled it DUH..

You seems like an oxygen to me, without you its hard for me to breath

I think I can die happy now, coz I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.

A friend will always make you smile, specially when you don’t want to.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

God made mud … God made dirt … God made guys so girls can flirt.

If you don’t wanna have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?

I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.

When I want to smile, I know exactly what to do, I just close my eyes and think of you.

There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.

All the birds in the sky, all the fish in the sea, will never explain what you mean to me.