Play and be happy.

Le 99%, c'est moi.

I chase goals, not girls.

You cannot negotiate art.

Calm your tits, pussycat.

Gentle reminder, Smile please.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Me Tarz-tosterone; You Estro-Jane

Love is relentless, and so am I ;)

Chuck Norris CAN understand women.

What the heck kind of name was Sir?

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

Shit down your computer, and restart.

I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary.

Do you suppose cannibals eat finger food?