I chase goals, not girls.
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You cannot negotiate art.
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Calm your tits, pussycat.
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Gentle reminder, Smile please.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Me Tarz-tosterone; You Estro-Jane
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Love is relentless, and so am I ;)
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Chuck Norris CAN understand women.
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What the heck kind of name was Sir?
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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Shit down your computer, and restart.
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I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary.
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Do you suppose cannibals eat finger food?
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