Jimmy was in a league of his own when it came to puerile, half-pissed badinage.

...being in a bad mood with your friends beats being in a bad mood without them.

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one.

You be careful, Wizard. Interestingly eccentric friends aren't easy to find.

old stories are like old friends (...) you have to visit them from time to time.

We're not friends, Mark," I reply sadly. "We're strangers with memories.

Don’t be too nice to him,” I teased. “He’ll never leave.

When you are without friends, the next best thing is an enemy who knows you well.

Toxic people will pollute everything around them. Don’t hesitate. Fumigate.

Lord, thank you for the people who care more about me than about their schedules.

I give her the only honest and true answer I have."You're where I want to be.

We weren't really friends yet, just knowers of each other's secret stuff.

Once people get into relationships, friends and rational thought get tossed aside.

I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new.

If one's friends do not openly laugh at him, they are not in fact his friends.