I am ready. I have repented my sins and soon I will be in heaven with Christ my savior. Now I must die like a man.

We may be surprised at the people we find in heaven. God has a soft spot for sinners. His standards are quite low.

Poverty will not take you to heaven, just repent of it and get rich, then you'll trek into heaven like a king.

The nature of heaven is to provide a place there for all who lead good lives, no matter what their religion may be.

Heaven . . . is the same feeling. . . . No fear. No dark. When you know you are loved . . . that’s the light.

If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth.

Both Heaven and Hell are retroactive, all of one's life will eventually be known to have been one or the other.

There are some things that you experience with God that you'll never be able to articulate this side of heaven.

He who on earth has lived in the conjugal state as he should live, will be placed among the Gods who dwell in heaven

Did you ever stop to think that God is going to be as pleased to have you with Him in Heaven as you are to be there?

Be prepared for a bit of a stinker! My little lambs always start bleating when told they're not going to Heaven.

When someone loves you so much that He dies for you, you can trust that any rewards He promises are going to be good.

I knew you were the one when I realized your smile was my heaven, your laugh my favorite song, and your arms my home.

Smartass Disciple: Please teach me about the truth, master.Master of Stupidity: Hmmm...tell me about your sexperience!

Our Father Who Art in Heaven gathered more meaning for me as my own father joined the Maker when I was still in school.