If you give yourself too much wiggle room, you'll always be a worm.

humor is a spiritual journey to see the world in a unique, amusing way.

No, you just keep polishing your fangs or whatever you guys do in there.

Where there is a will to conquer a man, there is a way to conquer a man.

Deambular no significa andar sin rumbo, sino andar con todos los rumbos.

Never underestimate a sensitive person they have accurate crap-detectors

The meaning of life is profound. Its why we are all so confounded by it.

Be happy, for what you have today; for yesterday you were PRAYING for it.

I want to live in a world where the need for pizza belittles that of war.

Give me chastity and constancy, but not yet." St. Augustine. "Amen" Odette

Girls have got balls. They're just a little higher up, that's all.

Life is like a highway. For give those who cut you off and ekep On. Driving

If people were Superior to Animals, they'd take better care of the world

Anak muda jaman sekarang, gonta ganti pasangan segampang ganti celana dalam.

The patient has no limits, only the devil who say that the patient is limited