Everyone loves a witch hunt as long as it's someone else's witch being hunted.

Many common lies and hypocrisies are like that, just out of the harmony of the moment.

It is vain to expect virtue from women till they are in some degree independent of men.

Don't pound your chest when it's all good, then blame God when it's all bad.

Stupidity is to have amnesia over your own faults when the person you hate makes theirs.

Worship may produce an outward change, but our inner condition will eventually be revealed

When the hypocrisy of life appears we often fail to recognise it or the question it raises

Immorality is the word we use to describe people that are not sinning the same way we are.

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

He who frowns when they say that he sucks shouldn’t smile when they say that he rocks.

I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.

Show me what you've written," I said, although I wanted desperately to avoid looking at it.

Maskini mwenye pesa nyingi ni tajiri bahili. Tajiri mwenye mifuko iliyotoboka ni tajiri badhiri.

When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.

Feeling important is a vice, not a virtue, however concealed as participation in something noble.