I’ll invite you to try my wedding. Free samples until Tuesday!

Marriage is a cooperation between two adults holding God's hands

I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics.

Marrying means to halve one's rights and double one's duties

Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard.

You can either feed negative thoughts or you can starve the suckers.

The closer a husband is to God, the closer he will grow to his wife.

When I wake up," he said, "remind me that I'm going to marry her.

But, Jane, I summon you as my wife: it is you only I intend to marry.

She could marry this man, she knew, and still be captain of her soul.

My wife and I aren’t a match. We’re a match and gasoline.

A rich man is most coveted but I'd be damned if I be a poor woman

I like the idea of being with someone forever, being married to them.

More than just someone to lay down with, is a spirit to pray up with.

I am going insane. Yes. That is what´s happening. Good. Insane.