I always think of resigning my job on Monday morning

It was a Monday and they walked on a tightrope to the sun

Almost every Monday I have a charity thing I like that I do

Memory is what tells a man that his wife s birthday was yesterday

Monday mornings would be better if they were a part of my weekend-long blackouts

I m excited there s a 1 in 176 million chance I don t have to go to work on Monday

Monday is a fresh start It s never too late to dig in and begin a new journey of success

The dog doesn t know the difference between Saturday Sunday and Monday so I have to walk the dog early those days too

When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I don t have to go and work at the civil service I really think I ve won

When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realize I don t have to go and work at the civil service I really think I ve won

The only good thing about seeing my coworkers on Monday is they re the only people I don t have to apologize to for my weekend behavio

All men tend to become angry and irritated on the start of the week It is the start of the week but is the end of all fun and happiness in life

Mondays are a lot like getting fat They make you feel sad sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason

Imagine having Mondays as a holiday and then it wold be the best thing Will someone please assist me in making it a official holiday and solve all our Monday blues

To many Mondays are not the worst days of the week they are the best starts to the week All you need to do is change your perspective and you are set for a good start