I am a jealous husband wife, and I feel your pain. All of it, for all of you.

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

When a man takes a mistress, he doesn't turn around and divorce his wife.

When you give each other everything, it becomes an even trade. Each wins all.

The man who enters his wife s dressing-room is either a philosopher or a fool

Marriage is the perfection of what love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought.

There can be no disparity in marriage like unsuitability of mind and purpose.

Nothing can be more beautiful than the one you love on earth except yourself.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

The dread of loneliness is greater than the fear of bondage so we get married

For him the universe did not extend beyond the circumference of her petticoat.

When it’s your fourth marriage, you tend to lose faith in superstitions.

Today is the day after my wedding. And nothing is the way I expected it to be.

...there’s few on Earth as can cut a man deeper than his childless wife.