He didn't marry you to become king. He became king because he wanted to marry you.

I don't want to make a mistake and marry the wrong woman. I'd rather be alone.

I learned that day that there is no more lonely state than being in a lonely marriage.

Marriage is a very good thing, but I think it’s a mistake to make a habit of it.

Marriage was a form of insanity; love hovering permanently on the edge of aggravation.

All marriages are happy It s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble

The bride will keep her name and, after considerable negotiation, the groom will, too.

If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like your future child has the deciding vote.

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me

You can never be happily married to the one you are not happily in-a-relationship with.

Man marries, then immediately dies, though it’s often decades before his funeral.

She said if you don’t dance and you wear no pants I will marry you. I said, I do.

Besides what endless brawls by wives are bred,The curtain lecture makes a mournful bed.

Love is giving, marriage is buying and selling. You can't put love into a contract.

An excellent mother knows she has the beautiful life, and she is a big time programmer.