If there are trust issues during the dating period, marriage is not going to solve it! #Tip

...there are no sweeter words in the English language (or any other) than husband and wife.

Some marriages are made in heaven, but they all have to be maintained on earth. Mrs Miracle

I say fuck marriage, but we can do it for these westerners and explain it to the gods later.

A man who lives with his wife is safer and more venerable than a man who lives with a tramp.

My love is like an empty bottle of wine. If you’re wondering, my ex wife drank it all.

I asked for her hand in marriage, but instead got the whole body. Love is full of surprises!

Even God forgives stupidity. So many married people, heaven would be a ghost town otherwise.

The value of marriage is not that adults produce children, but that children produce adults.

My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other;so now it`s just a waiting game

How many times would he disappoint you in a day if you were married to him, Ursula wondered?

Bachelors should be heavily taxed It is not fair that some men should be happier than others

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

The phrase *You complete me* is nonsensical. A couple is a *we* … not a complete *me.*

Maybe the best thing we can do for our spouses is give them permission to forgive themselves.