It takes two to tango”; one dictates the steps and the other executes them effectively. That is how a great show is made.

A great marriage is not when the perfect couple comes together It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences

If my name were Theodore Tiffany, my goal in life would be to meet and marry a woman named Tiffany Theodore. I adore that idea.

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

I had my own bed. I slept in it alone, except for those times when we needed—not sex—but sex was how we got there.

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.

I wonder which is worse-the death, not knowing what comes after, or the wedding, when you think you know, but you're wrong.

I want you to know that marriage isn't for you. No true relationship of love is for you. Love is about the person you love.

I know we re meant to be these hard-headed money-obsessed professionals but we re still little boys at heart Just ask our wives

Two human beings anchored to one another are like two ships shaken by waves; their carcases collide with one another and creak.

Non mi piacciono i matrimoni combinati. Ci sono sbagli dei quali non bisognerebbe mai poter incolpare i propri poveri genitori.

When you cease to blame your spous eand own the problem as yours, you are then empowered to make changes to solve your problem.

I want someone who will love me and touch me and understand me and let me take care of them, but beyond that, I don't know.

I'm not an if at first you don't succeed kind of a girl. When it comes to marriage I'm more of a one and done type.

Vienas anglas yra pasakęs, kad santuoka yra ilgai trunkantis valgymas, kai pudingas paduodamas iš pradžių.