Hey wedding DJ, there is no way in hell I'm paying you $1,000 when all you're doing is plugging your iPod into the sound system #AHOLE

How can two people love each other, create children together, cohabitiate, build a life together, and then end up hating each other in the end.

If she was going to remain an engaged lady, then she would make the most of it, and one of the ways to do this would be to enjoy her free time.

When I got married, I could not have chosen a more gorgeous, loving, or perfect woman to crush than the one I broke up with to be with my wife.

... having been with Boaz for so long that she could predict every one of his moves, their sex life was more like a race to see who came first.

i am happy that to have or not to have a "leffe" is not the need of the hour in my mid thirthies. A liittle bit of more lighthearted luff left.

But they love each other. Isn't that what love means? That you're supposed to be there for the other person to turn to, no matter what?

She took comfort in the familiarity of his smell, knowing that if she lost all her possessions and her home, at least she would have her family.

How could I describe our relationship even to myself without either disparaging it or insulting it with the tawdry decoration of sentimentality?

And it feels good to feel young with you, and at the same time to grow old with you. And it's all those things together at the same moment.

Waking up next to you is what I like the most, knowing that you belong only to me makes me very happy. Being with you is all I need to be happy.

I decided, on the spot, to let God into my heart, in the hope that my newfound faith can somehow be used as a vicious weapon in the marital war.

For every guy who loves being a dad, there’s another who realizes too late that he’s created something his wife loves more than him.

We all have a childhood dream that when there is love, everything goes like silk, but the reality is that marriage requires a lot of compromise.

When you give a happy couple the opportunity to talk about what makes marriage great, it's like a water spigot you can't quite turn off.