Some men like shiny new toys. Others like the priceless antique.

There is always hope for man or dog in life if only they be cute

I can still count on one hand the number of men I`ve slept with.

Take hope from the heart of man and you make him a beast of prey

Men were not gods after all, but as human and as clumsy as girls.

I do like men who come out frankly and own that they are not gods.

Sometimes the way to a man's heart is through his talleywacker.

How many men with a microphone can tell you what he loves the most?

If you want a man who's commited, go look in a mental hospital.

Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid.

The greatest investment you can do in your life is in gaining time.

If you want to be an honorable man, then be what you pretend to be.

As far as I'm concerned the last good man went when Elvis died.

Many men beg for a job but have no clue what hard work really means.

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself