A woman brings so much more to the world than birth, for she can birth discovery, intelligence, invention, art, just as well as any man.

Here s all you have to know about men and women Women are crazy Men are stupid And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid

Men can never have the true power they were endowed with by creation, until they respect and protect the women and children of the world.

A lot of times women don t get the male perspective in regards to a relationship what men go through when they re not really dealing well

I can't make sense out of that girl," he said to the bard, "Can you?" "Never mind," Fflewddur said, "We aren't really expected to.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

I live for sex. I celebrate it, and relish the electricity of it, with every fibre of my being. I can see no better reason for being alive.

All men have a little badness in them,' she whispered.Milo looked at her. 'Sometimes, honey... a woman can be just as evil as a man.

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with.

And verily a woman need know but one man well in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them

I was planning on starting a new file on my computer with the title "Phrases That Sound One Way to Witches but Mean Something Else to Vampires.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

...sitting and waiting is one of the most miserable occupations known to man - not that it usually is known to men; women do it much more often.

I’d love to have the kind of friend who would visit me before visiting a man. Otherwise I know where I’m ranked, which is below him.