Rule No. 1 : Never lose money. Rule No. 2 : Never forget Rule No. 1.

There is all the difference in the world between treasure and money.

Jews have been the most successful and productive nation in history.

There’s a very fine line between being broke and being humble.

I've had too much money to be able to tell who my friends are...

I've been broke, and I've been in debt, and broke is better.

There are brains so smart in finance and unconsciously reject wealth.

Money poisons you when you ve got it and starves you when you haven t

...What do you do with all your money?""Me and the French hoard gold.

I look like a million bucks, but I feel like shit. Thanks, inflation!

Money can only give happiness where there is nothing else to give it.

An unearned income encourages self-pity in those already prone to it.

If women didn t exist all the money in the world would have no meaning

There is all the different in the world between paying and being paid.

No, not rich. I am a poor man with money, which is not the same thing.