Who are you and why are you here?''I'm here to kill you.''Oh. I knew there was something about you I liked.

I should fancy, however, that murder is always a mistake. One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner.

She tried to kill me. The problem is she did it slowly, almost invisibly, so the whole murder would take about 50 years.


She's had a long life of experience in noticing evil, fancying evil, suspecting evil and going forth to do battle with evil.

Murder is murder,as much a curse to the slayer as to the slain, and cannot be a matter of indifference, whoever the dead may be.

If I say I'll help you I'll help you. If I say I'll kill you I'll kill you. Everything else is ripples of maybe.

You gotta fish or cut bait,man.This has gone on long enough. You're playing with fire, every damn time you walk in this bar.

This guy was a class act. And that class was Acting 101. If I were the professor, I’d have given him an F—for murder.

I killed my clone. It’s not murder, it’s partial suicide. I want a stiff drink, but not alcohol. I want formaldehyde.

I decided not to charge you with murder, because that would require me filling out lots of paperwork. So you’re free to go.

There's only one way of escaping trouble; and that's killing things." Henry Higgins, Act V, Pygmalion, George Bernard Shaw

The police seemed to think I killed her, which is crazy, because I loved her like a thousand drops of blood dripping down a dagger.

I’ll kill you with kindness. And if that doesn’t work, I’ll kill you with something deadlier, like a karate chop.

The whole thing becomes like this evil enchantment from a fairy tale, but you're made to believe the spell can never be broken.

In the mind of the public, she seemed endowed with an almost supernatural power to commit heinous acts, no matter the time or place.