I learnt years ago not to use logic to understand African politics.

I’m picketing pickpockets, because I hate politicians.


The offspring of riches: Pride vanity ostentation arrogance tyranny

Poverty can be brought about by law; it cannot be forbidden by law.

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world.

Competition works best in sports, but humans get addicted to stuff.

Politics divides a nation, instead of bringing its people together.

To win the people, always cook them some savoury that pleases them.

There’s a relentless wave of WTF coming out of Washington DC.

I don t make jokes I just watch the government and report the facts

A politician will do anything to keep his job even become a patriot

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country

...to avoid huge medical costs, I strongly urge you not to get sick.

Beauty is the virtue of the body as virtue is the beauty of the soul

I bowl like I masturbate: with two hands. I should run for Congress.