Three hundred years of humiliation, abuse and deprivation cannot be expected to find voice in a whisper.

Government was founded on the working premiss of being primarily an asylum for ineptitude and indigence.

When a man is on the road to power he buys everyone a drink. Once elected he tries to close the saloons.

The only thing politicians serve is their own interest. Public servant has morphed into private serpent.

The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces

In my dream, the passenger seat of my car was a toilet. I guess I was on my way to pick up a politician.

No system that implies control of society by privilege seekers has ever ended any other way but collapse

I’m not a carrot cake kind of guy. But so what? Don’t push your political agenda on me, pal.

Leadership is being the first to put others second. Wait, that’s not right. That’s politics.

Are there good governments and bad governments? No, there are only bad governments and worse governments.

We in America do not have government by the majority. We have government by the majority who participate.

Why is there never a headline that says "Government program ends as its intended goal has been achieved"?

It’s not really masturbating if you’re jacking your clone off. It’s more like politics.

in order to do evil, must first believe that what they are doing is good, otherwise they can't do it.

Clarification is not to clarify things. It is to put one’s self in the clear (Sir Humphrey Appleby)