In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. (Mr. Dumby, Act III)

Can you be in love with more than one person and only one person at the same time? Yes, if you’re in love with two clones.

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.

Many came to Jesus expecting him to solve their problems. Instead he helped them to connect to their own faith and their own wisdom.

Hopeless heart that thrives on paradox,...that longs for certainty, fidelity, compassion, and plays roulette with anything precious.

Two fixed ideas can no more exist together in the moral world than two bodies can occupy one and the same place in the physical world.

If you are willing to do only what’s easy, life will be hard. But if you are willing to do what’s hard, life will be easy.

Mathematics education is much more complicated than you expected, even though you expected it to be more complicated than you expected.

The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.

That's the news from Lake Woebegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.

I leave my door locked and unlocked. You know, for stopportunities. As a lover, I’ve been known—and unknown—to be like Zeno.

Here is a paradox: People who think imperfect are closer to perfection than their counterparts who claim that they're perfect or closer...

The more I learn, the less I know: the less I know, the less I understand: the less I understand, the less I can relate; I know you're crazy.

The greatest influence in writing was G. K. Chesterton who never used a useless word, who saw the value of a paradox, and avoided what was trite.

There are those who are legitimately corrupt, who cannot admit that legitimacy allows them to corrupt legitimacy, and to legitimately corrupt others.