Tell me what the fuck you want me to do, and I'll do it.

Eyes sparkling with blue open and stare a scalded soul at me.

I'm trying to go viral, but so far I'm just a sniffle

You, my dear, are a creature of the night, you are a vampire.

I don't have any tan lines because I sunbathe in the nude.

I've also been known to cry during MasterCard commercials.

Hello! Hunk getting naked time. You expected me not to look?

If the other person says "Fuck Off," well, then, deal. Move on.

Had I just made a date with a tatted up bat wielding miscreant?

He's a contradiction and that's why he's so perfect.

His touch cable knits my veins, remaking and remolding who I am.

Terrific. A bisexual dominant vampire with kidnapping expertise.

I’d seen weirder things than a haunted shoe, but not many.

Well, I guess I picked wrong then. Jesse doesn't like girls.

I've known you forever, and you are only just remembering me.