A soft moan escapes me, making him smile even more. He's too good at this.

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast -Joe Garagiola

For someone who doesn t follow cricket one feels so out of sync with the nation

A tie is like an arrow pointing to my crotch. A tie is also like an even score.

This girl owns me, whether she realizes it or not. I'm a slave to her will.

The Olympic Games are the quadrennial celebration of the springtime of humanity

I could never believe in a game where the one hits the ball least wins on Golf

I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.

Soccer must be played with the heart,not with strength and talent as perceived.

There s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot

It's nice to be pushed, when you're being pushed in the right direction.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.

The lead car is absolutely unique except for the one behind it which is identical

If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally dead

My greatest point is my persistence However down I am I fight until the last ball