F***ing triffids.

I know what ails you.

TWO AND TWO MAKES FIVE

What do writers look like?

My pen shall heal, not hurt.

Your toaster’s a puff.

More militerry, less skools.

Laughter is the best medicine

I know a lie when I hear one.

Attend to your Configuration.

Akthent on thee latht thyllable.

It was never just about the money.

Alice is fictional. This isn't.

Irreverence is our only sacred cow.

An honest politician is an oxymoron.