When asked, "Why do you always wear black?", he said, "I am mourning for my life.

Now we go in and take over," answered A. "It's our duty to help these people.

Jersey Shore has killed more brain cells than alcohol, cocaine, and meth combined.

A man is angry at a libel because it is false, but at a satire because it is true.

American political culture quickly and always outpaces any attempt to satirize it.

Beetroot Cossins had moved to Kuala Lumpur where she had died of lethargy and pie.

Well, fame is a drug and when you take it away from an addict, things can get ugly.

Never so sure our rapture to createAs when it touch'd the brink of all we hate.

Tanto la marginalidad como la exclusividad pierden su sentido cuando se popularizan.

In Russia, drunks are our kindest people. Our kindest people are also the most drunk.

the whole of Victorian literature done up in grey paper & neatly tied with string

The people heard it, and approved the doctrine, and immediately practiced the contrary.

A huge meringue with polio who drives everywhere in a beautifully restored Hillman Imp.

A nose is ordinarily naked. A nose isn’t nipple, although there are similarities.

Imitating someone is the mediocre way of getting humanity back to what we evolved from.