People keep making excuses, that’s why everthing happens for a reason.

The worst mistake a writer can make is to assume everyone has an imagination.

Ah! good Sir! no Whores before Dinner, I beseech you."[Love's Last Shift]

Everything you’re telling me was just a story, and now it’s real.

You didn’t make her sue you, even if you did punch her at that wedding.

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.

I suppose that in no educational institution can one become an educated person.

No one ever said you can’t have world dominance and a little romance too.

I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive.

Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!

I've always felt I deserved a wider audience, so thank you for reading this.

Some books are lies frae end to end,And some great lies were never penn'd...

When the conversation turns too quickly to films,I see it as a sign of weakness.

My great-great grandfather and I were the best of friends, although we never met

A dutiful wife enables a good man to add her hands to his own for self-applause.