a politician is an arse uponwhich everyone has sat except a man

I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman

Don’t pinch that guy’s ass. He’s a leprechaun.

Bride, n. - A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

Life's a crapshoot, Sam. At least you filled the cheap seats.

If this is the best of possible worlds, what then are the others?

I tell lies somewhere else, but not here, not in front of myself.

Have I not told youdinosaurs were past glorythey extinct big time.

Are we looking at each other suspiciously when colour-blind cured.

I'm not scared of death, I just don't want to seek it out.

I never blame any one," said Kemp. "It's quite out of fashion.

El estómago conoce motivos que la razón no entiende.

Grabbing someone’s ass doesn’t count as capturing them!

Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.