The Truth Shall Make Ye Fret. [Fred. Free.]

What have you got in there you little bastard?

That's not a religion, that's Pokemon.

An assumption is the joke; truth the punchline.

As Samson demonstrated, going bald ruins lives.

He was a boom boom shake the room " kind of guy

When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum.

I wouldn't dignify it with the name immoral.

Oh, I hate the cheap severity of abstract ethics!

She caught you. Therefore she gets your treasure.

Satirize wickedness if you must--but pity weakness.

To think or not to think? That is the new question.

We schoolmasters must temper discretion with deceit.

Probably went swimming and got eaten by a pineapple.

Apologize: To lay the foundation for a future offence.