A Harvey Nicks chick with throwaway morals and a trustfund appetite.

Boggle with sex addicts is up there with go-kart racing with junkies.

Oh, you’re hardly one to talk. Look where ogling a man got you.

Most men are not wicked... They are sleep-walkers, not evil evildoers.

There is a sort of mental treasonThat smothers dreams outside of reason

-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.

-"He loved her...It was noble of him. It was beautiful."-"It was stupid.

Allra mest tyckte jag om att få var svinaktig med Hitler og Stalin.

The world is an asylum where the inmates keep the warders in their place.

A satirist is never certain whether he/she will be acclaimed or punished.

If you live your life with passion, every second will become an adventure.

You little prick. It's a whelk...it's a...it's a...dead whelk!

I want to blow your mind away, Pakistan. With love Yours destructively, TTP

We're all prostitutes sir we're all selling ourselves for something

You're hopeless dumbif you blindly tweet rumours and get ripped on-line.