Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.

David Stern might be the smartest executive in the history of professional sports. His obsession with the Vagrant Kings is one of the strangest stories.

You guys line up alphabetically by height and You guys pair up in groups of three then line up in a circle -Bill Peterson a Florida State football coach

I've got a Don Baylor," J.T. said."California sucks this year."Ralph snickered. "I wouldn't use a Baylor card to scrape dog shit off the street.

We hear about Tiger Woods as a prodigy at three years old. For every Tiger Woods, there are thousands of kids who never want to touch a golf club again.

Why is luge a sport? You dress up like a giant sperm and go sledding really fast. That’s hardly athletic. Phallic and sexy, yes. But hardly athletic.

But how a game plan came to be, what a finished plan looked like, I had no idea. I’d heard that all copies were shredded as soon as the game was over.

If I weren t earning 3 million a year to dunk a basketball most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming Charles Barkley

Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world If you get three strikes even the best lawyer in the world can t get you off -Bill Veeck

Early on I quickly realized I'd never be the fastest or the strongest, but not once have I entertained the notion I couldn't be one of the toughest.

The guys who play it [soccer] are kinda dumb. Why don't they just kick the crap out of the guy in front of the net? Then they could score all they want.

In all four years of high school, not once did I make the football team. The other part of the story is that I never even tried out. Just raw talent, I guess.

I cross country ski on conveyer belts covered with shaved ice. People trying to check out at the grocery store need to show more respect for serious athletes.

I gave the chewing gum such a workout I am disappointed that no one approached me for advertising West Indian Cricket legend on his characteristic gum chewing

Everybody wants to be like Tendulkar Sehwag Dhoni or Gambhir who are officers Bowlers are majdoors (workers) Kapil Dev former cricketer on bowlers and batsmen