You could shove it up your ass and pretend you're a corn dog."COURTESY VIOLATION-RESPONSE MUTED-VIOLATION LOGGED

Valkyrie smiled patiently. "I like how you do your make-up. Do you use a brush, or just dip your head in the bucket?

At this time of year it's easy to forget the true meaning of Christianity - the lies, the corruption, the abuse.

Yeah, because you'll really be showing them, won't you. Talk about cutting up your wrists to spite your fate.

Who the hell calls at two in the morning?""Maybe it's Matt Wilde, confessing his love," Lindsay says."Very funny,

In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments.

Marion: What is all this? What's going on?Clint: The same thing that's always going on. The end of the world.

Whatever you are, do not even assume that you will be surrounded and gnawed by luxurious worms of an exquisite breed.

If you didn't have me to rake you over the coals now and then, there wouldn't be any fire in your life at all.

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

He felt that such a life in which one could display such sarcasm and wit was after all to a certain degree worth living.

..her smile, which was her pretty feature, was never so pretty as when her sprightly phrase had a scratch lurking in it.

people don't generally believe themselves to be evil. Just strong. And they think that the world owes them something

It feels good to shoot your veins full of heroin too, but that doesn’t mean you should go out and become a junkie.