Just my luck: My bloodthirsty killing machine was better with both kids and women than I was.

All of it—for this. Leading us to a door we can't open, a password we don't have.

The cybernetic operation?""No, the sex change."The doctor's smile faltered."I'm joking.

I don't care how much you eat, Ender, self-cannibalism won't get you out of this school.

Listen: Common sense doesn't mean what it used to mean."-Matthias Chalmers, STAIRWAY2 HEAVEN

Your mom said to say I could have just one peanut butter square but not til after they cool down.

A beautiful woman belongs to everyone but an ugly one is yours alone” -Gunny Chang, Gunship

If natural selection can create creationists it can manage a caterpillar with a face on its arse.

Why do I feel like this is our destiny. There must be a reason why we have become our characters.

One age ends, and another begins. It is the way of things. But, it doesn't happen all at once.

It felt odd to realize she was frightened more by what he might know, and not of what he might be.

Thus, we must realize that October 21, 2011 will be the final day of this earth’s existence.

Sorry, no. I refuse to join an army which practices human sacrifice and has no adequate pension plan.

I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.

So, what you’re basically telling me is death is boring but no worse than hanging out with family.