It was as unsatisfying as a handjob from someone wearing an oven mitt.

There is no such thing as magic. Just that which you do not understand.

It was the storm that would forever change the course of human destiny.

Once it gets off the ground into space, all science fiction is fantasy.

We are between the wild thoat of certainty and the mad zitidar of fact.

I hope I died honorably. I have a great deal to atone for. - Eler Nersal

That's how we should celebrate all birthdays... with an ass-kicking.

Pride was the belt you used to hold your pants up when you had no pants.

In post-modern finance, everybody took a risk when lending or borrowing.

How inappropriate to call this planet "Earth," when it is clearly "Ocean.

Just like the cosmonauts and their pee plants, all we have is each other.

Do it for yourself. The universe will be around to collect its cut later.

She's terse. I can be terse. Once, in flight school, I was laconic.

The gods do not protect fools. Fools are protected by more capable fools.

You can only rise so far by climbing on others’ shoulders, you know.