I am chaos in this ordered society, the flaw in a carefully wrought plan. I am turbulence in the queen's eternal river.

In a sense who you are has always been a story that you told to yourself. Now your self is a story that you tell to others.

To be in a war, you must learn the rules of survival… to win a war, you must break every fucking one of those rules.

A metric fuckton of dumb so epically mind-destroyingly beyond a bad idea that there's not a chance they would go there.

Twice the size of a full grown man, with four muscular arms, it was his worst nightmare on steroids. -The Hyperscape Project

To be an atheist is to maintain God. His existence or his non-existence, it amounts to much the same, on the plane of proof.

Hey, when you love a woman, and when she’s this crazy in love with you, you’ve got to do whatever she says, man.

Nothing helps your partner keep his mind on Jesus more than having a sign of His love tanned on your primary erogenous zones.

Step up to red alert."Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb." - Rimmer & Kryten, "Red Dwarf

You can give me detention. Oh, wait, that's right...you aren't the boss of me. So I guess you can just bite me. -Dean

You know what it is like to wake up in the middle of a bunch of corpses with a little girl in your arms scared to death?-Enyo

I felt sure that [Oyarsa] was what we call "good," but I wasn't sure whether I liked "goodness" so much as I had supposed.

The problem with heroes and villains is that it’s not always easy to tell which is which. Particularly when you are one.

You can scoff at opinions. You can reject hypotheses. You can discard theories out of hand. But you cannot reject the facts

As a general rule, you won't find the love of your life while you're on your knees under a table." -- Helios Dayspring