Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn.

I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater.

Sometimes, monsters are tired of sleeping under your bed, so they climb up into your head.

In the spirit of slumber parties, I want to have a sleepover and invite only narcoleptics.

When I hear people say Rest In Peace, I get jealous, because I’m a restless sleeper.

It was impossible to sleep. Anxiety stopped me from falling asleep; depression woke me up.

I had a dream about you last night.. You kept screaming at Ted Danson to pour you a drink.

I had a dream about you last night... you sat in a cardboard box and said you were a tree.

If people don’t sleep with me I just rape them. Because right is not given but taken.

I had a dream about you last night.. You were in the amazon rain forest yipping like a dog.

Long ago you were a dream in your mother's sleep, and then she awoke to give you birth.

Give me coffee or give me death. Or if not death, at least let me sleep a little bit longer.

I’m romantic. I’ll try to make your bed while you’re still sleeping in it.

I have about as much practice sleeping as everyone else, though I’d like to have more.

My uncle missed the sixties. Not because he was too young. He just simply slept through them.