When a whisper seems like a shout, I know I need to get some sleep. But I can’t lay down without first taking off my bunny ears.

I had a dream about you. I ran a marathon like a mannequin stands still, and you stood still like Roger Bannister runs errands. 


It was one of those moments of perfect tiredness, of having conquered not only the work at hand, but the night who had blocked the way.

I had a dream about you last night.. You thought you were a candy vampire, you were standing in the sun screaming 'I'm melting.

I toss and turn so much in my sleep that the very act of sleeping must be exhausting for me. Sleeping makes me want to sleep even more.

We do not include the pleasures we enjoy in sleep in the inventory of the pleasures we have experienced in the course of our existence.

Asleep you can experience many hours whilst only a few waking moments have passed. This is why dreams are an ideal platform for training.

He looked groggy, and he told me he didn’t get any sleep, so I handed him a cat, because that’s like extra sleep right there.

My own eyes try to sleep, but they don't. They stay wide awake as time snarls forward and silence drops down, like measured thought.

During those hours, I had zero social awareness, as I was asleep. All the joggers who waved at me while I was walking can vouch for that.

I want to see beauty. In the ugly, in the sink, in the suffering, in the daily, in all the days before I die, the moments before I sleep.

I had a dream about you last night... You replaced all the people in your life with kittens. It felt more like a prediction of the future.

Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!

I had a dream about you. We made love the way mayonnaise sits in the fridge for months unnoticed. I prefer my hamburger with cheese.


When I’m exhausted, I can sleep through anything. One time I slept though a wall—and there wasn’t even a door or opening.