Somebody needs to pet me, and I guess that somebody is me. My cat is busy sleeping.

I don't dream. Come to think of it, i haven't had any dreams in a long time.

Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum

I had a dream about you last night.. you were trying to give coordinates to an apple

Dreams can only be seen with open eyes, what you see while you asleep are nightmares.

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it.

Dreaming permits each and everyone of us to be quietly insane every night of out lives.

I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater.

Sleeping on it didn't make accepting it any easier. It seemed like a really bad dream.

I had a dream about you last night.. You kept screaming at Ted Danson to pour you a drink.

I had a dream about you last night... you sat in a cardboard box and said you were a tree.

In the spirit of slumber parties, I want to have a sleepover and invite only narcoleptics.

I had a dream about you last night.. You were in the amazon rain forest yipping like a dog.

I’m romantic. I’ll try to make your bed while you’re still sleeping in it.

My uncle missed the sixties. Not because he was too young. He just simply slept through them.