Centuries of perfectly-pitched heartbreak resound through Les' microphone as Stella and I embrace in a slow dance.

Not many people get every single thing they want plus all the things they didn't think to ask for in the same day.

That's what underwear is for, girls, so if an emergency happens you only show your cookies to the people you love.

It doesn't matter if you can't say it right now. I'll say it for both of us. And someday you'll learn.

Oh for craps sake. You're not dying again, are you? It's seriously inconvenient when you do that." -Aphrodite

It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.

They'll torture you for months before killing you if you run" Otis shrugged, as if this was an everyday occurrence.

Oh Lestat, you deserved everything that's ever happened to you. You better not die. You might actually go to hell.

Bodies lay strewn all around. Turkish and Wallachian warriors caught up in the intimate indiscriminate embrace of death.

I looked at Micah, who shrugged. I looked at Rafael, who shook his head. Nice that none of us knew why he was undressing.

Being sixteen forever sounded good until you really thought about it. Then it didn't seem like such a great prospect.

I hate it when I go into a Snack Shack and they're out of Blue Ice. The other slushie flavors taste like cheap candy.

Fear and hopelessness washed over her. She was looking her own mortality in the face, and it was a horrifying thing to do.

I had a standing arrangement with God: I'd agree to believe in Him -barely- as long as He let me sleep in on Sundays.

It was about time she woke up to reality and realized that there was more to being a vampire than just feeding from blood.