Sleeping with another girl does not always mean you are a lesbian, sometimes it just means the central heating needs fixing

She has enough black eyeliner on to outline a corpse, and her skin's so pale she looks like she's just broken dawn.

Laney, I love you. I've found everything I've ever needed and wanted with you. I'm nothing without you.- Olive

It’s the beauty that helps us return from the harshness. If it wasn’t there, we would have nothing to live for.

I suggest you give up now. According to my research, in a vampire-werewolf love triangle, the vampire always gets the girl.

Bloodlust – the disease that makes us the monsters we are known to be; it is what wipes away the last of our humanity.

Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost brother is really a crown prince from outer space.

Even Tom Cruise made a better-looking vampire on-screen, which up until this day had been one of my biggest disappointments.

Myrnin said softly. "And how is it that you do not understand that HERE, in THIS place, this girl belongs to me, not to you?

You know," I said to Michael, "my girlfriend took him down with a broken tree branch." "Too bad she isn't here," he said.

Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn't recommend testing the theory.

I don't think he likes girls", I said. "Or boys. Look at the horror on his face. He doesn't look like a people person.

There was one great tomb more lordly than all the rest; huge it was, and nobly proportioned. On it was but one word, DRACULA.

The only thing better than imagining Dimitri carrying me in his arms was imagining him shirtless while carrying me in his arms.

...I could feel what was left of my soul just slipping away as I fed on that girl until she was totally and completely drained.