Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.

I'm a creature of the night for God's sake And she wants me home by eleven?

So, basically, I have the impossible task of finding a non-smelly, drug-free virgin?

Sometime, somewhere, life always comes to a fight, and peace always comes to an end.

I would say Randolph's a horse's ass, but that would be unfair to the horse.

She was a predator - a creature of the night who rejoiced in the thrill of the hunt.

I don't know what Alex did to piss this poisonous cow off, but now I want blood.

Vampires were always either trying to kill me, or own me. God I hated being popular.

If I were pressed, I would admit that she was beautiful, in a dead bride sort of way.

If Peter Pan had been real, he would've gone mad and killed everyone in Neverland.

Xander Harris: "Just when you think you know a guy he robs a mass grave and takes off.

I don't wear tattoos to freak her out; I wear them because I have to. It's me.

I’ve been itching to kill a zombie lately. Can I take the lead on this one, dad?

The dark-haired clothes horse, who generally meant well, was a dufus, but he was family

So long as this country is cursed with slavery, so too will it be cursed with vampires.