One Life With Many Names, Childhood, Boyhood, Manhood And Old, Then? Then! All Unknown, Uncertain Destination....

I was born at a very early age. As I grew up, I got older... So far though, this is the oldest I've ever been.

I have fallen behind time, and am too old to catch it again. Even the noise it makes a long way ahead confuses me.

I think people over the age of 6’2” look great. Just look at me! I was born in less than 19.82 inches.

I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.

There is a very great difference between older and old, the former being desirable and the latter being inevitable.

Dear 30 years old, why are you stalking me? Please leave me alone or I’ll be forced to alert the authorities.

As age changes with each moment, we become that little bit more of a distant memory to the person we are currently.

I’m twice as old as she is tall. She’s half my age in height. We have a David and Goliath kind of love.

There really is no correlation between age and one’s bank balance. I’ve met wealthy boys and broke men.

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.

Beauty is not the flawless perfection of youth, but the fine lines, scars, and wisdom which only living can give you.

One bad habit people do way past the age they should be doing it is living. The youth of today, they’re so old.

To know how to grow old is the masterwork of wisdom and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living

Wrinkles don’t signify old age, they signify a lack of ironing skills or a dearth of hangers to hang clothes on.