I want to be strapped to a table, while a family of chickens argues over who gets to eat my legs.

There was no arguing with a man when he started saying thing like that -- using logic as a weapon.

Every rock-thrower needs something to stand on to have any accuracy or do any damage with the rocks.

Words are what you fight with but what you fight about is whether or not you’re afraid of them.

Naturally, I always place my word over anyone else's simply because I know why I said what I said.

The definition of stupid is the inabilitly to see another side to an argument other than one's own.

Then everyone would retreat for a nap, after which we would have coffee and cake, sometimes an argument.

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to conscience, above all liberties.

In a battle of believability, the winner is the one with the best body language, not the clearest logic.

A balanced argument is one that takes place entirely in my head, and doesn’t cause me to tip over.

A healthy argument, even with an idiot, is always good; it opens one's eyes to own misunderstandings.

I wasn’t in the mood for a fight, but fights weren’t always conveniently scheduled. (Jessica)

When an illiterate gets angry, you'll get to understand that calmness is probably a sign of education.

Don’t rush to justify yourself with a verbal argument; your choice of words may unmake what you made.

Some topics seem to be nothing but philosophical circles designed to lure the unsuspecting ant to its death.