No one is better at not beating America than England.

The gold of life is for those bold and brave in life.

Need someone to talk to? I could tug my ear right now.

American diversity rarely applies to money and success.

America I've given you all and now I'm nothing.

My country is the world, and my religion is to do good.

Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of those who threaten it.

America is a circus, and the politicians are the clowns.

I guessed princesses-in-training didn’t wear pants.

As an American, I'd like to apologize-for everything.

We look at the world once, in childhood.The rest is memory

If America runs on Dunkin', do I detect a slight limp?

Clearly it's not all that pacific on the Pacific Ocean

...I want it to be as easy as breathing for you to say yes.

We look at the world once, in childhood.The rest is memory.