There is no short-cut to awesome.

Life is short, have dessert first.

Plus my boots were made of awesome.

Being out of the ordinary is AWESOME.

Some infinities are bigger than others

Every villain is a hero in his own mind.

I never really grew up until I had kids.

I will survive, jackoffs. Just watch me.

I was taken down by a bench. -Rose Hathaway

Life is but a story told at one's funeral

Success doesn't come to yo, YOU GO TO IT.

So, here are my windows, stained all with me.

Never give up. Dare to Dream. Dare to believe.

love the life you live.live the life you love.

Make it bigger, make it badder, make it awesome!