You people are crazy! I know…I can recognize my kind.

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.

I cannot tell you how grateful I am, I am filled with humidity.

The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.

Its crazy how much you let someone hurt you without realizing it.

Why does it always rain the hardest on those who deserve the sun?

The stuff you heard about me is a lie, I’m way worse…

Being someones FIRST may be great but being LAST is perfect…

Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.

Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee, you can’t stop me! I broke my off switch..

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?

I am 99.9% sure he doesnt like me. But its the 00.1% that keeps me going.

If you were a tear in my eyes, I would not cry for the fear of losing you.