Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy."Cat

My writing, it’s all I have. Well, aside from my health. And shelter, food, and clothing. Oh, and my cat.

There will always be road construction in life, and never a point when all the highways are fixed. Keep walking.

The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy."- Cat re: Bones

Dear cat, your ears are flipped inside out, so I know you’re not listening to a word I’m not saying.

I’ve got hair in my mouth, because I replaced my teeth with my cat. This makes it more fun to pet my gums.

...today there are bars of light on the rug, but Muse Cat prefers his tomato box where he can dream in private...

The unity in every second of all time and all wandering mankind, all wandering womankind, all wandering children.

Thousands of years ago, when kitties first domesticated humans, we did it so that someone would scratch our butts.

I feel self-conscious calling my cat fat in front of a fat person, considering I’m skinny and inconsiderate.

Care to see your room?” -BonesLet me guess—it’s that smashed‐up car right over there." -Cat

A cat’s secrets run so deep that even the cat itself is often unaware. Their mysteries are as natural as whiskers.

Cap’n and I are available for birthday parties at reasonable prices. He does magic, and I make your cake disappear.

I was so offended I wanted to light his face on fire. But I restrained myself, because he was wearing my cat on his head.

Looking can make you want. Wanting can get you thinking. If you want them to stop thinking, just give them what they want.