Food was good, company better, and if I had been a cat, I'd have preferred.

I got him a cool gift. I got him a pack of razors, and a really furry dead cat.

Sleeping, it’s what cats do best. It’s why they are my heroes.


I'm not a cat. Not normally, anyway. This is but a temporary... inconvenience.

And I was some of the mud that got to sit up and look around. Lucky me, lucky mud.

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Here’s a random factoid: I like cats. And here’s another: I like red wine.

Colorful characters are the odd shaped pieces that fill the holes in life's puzzle.

He's our rodent control officer. He doesn't catch mice, he just terrifies them.

The world would probably be better if people were put in carriers and cats roamed free.

As long as Luciano and Arianna were together, he felt that all was right with the world.

...you don't care because you're all that and I'm just an artery in a dress.

Love, you just know it when you feel it. I feel it now, and it’s furry and purring.

There's nothing to catch up on. You came, you saw, you scored, you left. End of story.

Has it ever occured to you that crazy cat people may be sane and you be the the crazy one?