The cat’s manner of rejection was like cold, white light.

I threw my hands up. Men. They were impossible to reason with.

I’m putting the finishing touches on a cat. I love petting.

Debbie alikuwa akimwangalia Murphy kama paka anavyoangalia maziwa.

The key to making supreme Snuggle Pudding is mixing in enough cat.

My love sits on the stove like a cat with an oven mitt for an ass.

My love is a six-toed mutant, like a Hemingway cat. Pet it wisely.

How complicated and unpredictable the machinery of life really is.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..."Mencheres to Cat

For he is an instrument for the children to learn benevolence upon.

Yesterday I complained of chest pains. My cat scratched my nipples.

By the way, Boots died and Opal says she hopes you're satisfied.

It's a small world." . . . "When you put it in a cemetery it is.

No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad

Cats are like walking brooms you can actually comfortably cuddle with.