Shit. I hated her already, and we hadn’t even met.

I am the perfect snuggling companion. Ask any cat.


Where are you, bloodsuckers? Here, fangy, fangy, fangy...

I have lived with several Zen masters -- all of them cats.

Out last chance is a cat's magic sight. We are doomed.

...besides, i'm a cat. i respect the sanctity of sleep.

Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag.Cat re: Annette

I can sing!" I say defensively adding, "Like a choking cat.

Only a cat can seem well-traveled without ever leaving home.

I'm like a stray cat. If you feed me, I don't leave.

how can you love a little catso muchin such ashortshorttime?

I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives.

The ocean filled the footprints where a boy and cat had stood.

Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother?

When you take advice from a cat, there are always consequences.